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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I bought porn for azian_butterfly (-10 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole oh__eff's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been nice (7 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, new_way

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Linda, I can't buy you any more porn .. it almost made me get on the naughty list. Sorry. I know how you love the porn I buy but .. I just don't want to risk it. I really want that radio flyer .